Do you want to express all your feelings to the person you love the most but in a fun way? To celebrate this Valentine’s Day 2025 I will leave you with 100 funny quotes that you can dedicate to that special person in your life for this Friday, February 14 or even to a friend who is single on this significant date. Remember that a quote, message or phrase can be a very original way to express to someone how much you care or how valuable they are in your life.

100 of the Funnies Valentine’s Day Quotes

• I found the person who annoys me the least and called it love.
• Consider this post my Valentine’s Day card.
• I love you more than chocolate.
• I’m so glad I swiped right.
• Roses are red. Violets are blue. My Valentine’s date is cuter than you.
• If paper valentines were still a thing, I’d give mine to you.
• Here’s to being my emergency contact someday.
• If we were on a sinking ship, I’d share my door with you.
• Every pizza me loves every pizza you.
• Happy Valentine’s Day to the best thing I ever found online.
• You’re the only person I send the heart eyes emoji to.
• Valentine’s Day sucks, but you don’t.
• All you need is love. And a little chocolate.
• You’re so lucky to have me.
• We share a life together, but don’t touch my food.
• I love you more than pizza. And that’s saying a lot.
• You’re the cheese to my macaroni.
• Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
• You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.
• I’m not saying you’re perfect, but you’re pretty close... especially when you bring me snacks.

Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes about food

• Love you. Not sharing.
• About to have our Lady & The Tramp moment.
• You’ve got a pizza my heart.
• The best part about being single on Valentine’s Day? Not having to share your dessert.
• Camera eats first, even on Valentine’s Day!
• Me + You + Candlelit Dinner for 2
• Roses are red, violets are blue. Nothing is better than dinner with you.
• Chocolate is my one true love.
• Only eating heart-shaped food today.
• Cheers to pink drinks and my favorite Galentines.

Short and funny Valentine’s Day Quotes

• I love you like I love Wi-Fi—without you, I feel lost.
• You had me at ‘Let’s watch Netflix.
• I love you like I love brunch: it’s a priority.
• I love you more than I love hitting the snooze button.
• You make my heart go boom boom... or maybe that’s just the sound of my alarm.
• You’re the reason I stop being a grown-up.
• I’d share my last fry with you... but I’m not sure if I’m ready for that kind of commitment.
• I’m not great at sharing, but I’ll share my heart with you.
• I love you more than tacos... but don’t tell my tacos.
• I love you more than Netflix, but don’t make me prove it.
• If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
• You’re the reason I’m happy... and why my fridge is empty.
• If love was a sport, we’d be gold medalists.
• I love you more than coffee... and that’s saying a lot.
• I love you like a squirrel loves nuts.
• You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, but I’m the bread that holds it all together.
• If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be broke because I’m always thinking of you.
• Love is sharing your snacks... until they steal your fries.
• You’re the best reason to forget to do the dishes.
• You’re the one I want to watch Netflix and fall asleep on the couch with.
• If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Funny quotes for singles on Valentine’s Day

• Happy Valentine’s Day to me. I love you.
• If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.
• Happy Drink-Wine-and-Eat-Chocolate-Alone Day!
• Thank u, next.
• Reminder: All candy will be 50% off tomorrow.
• Dear Cupid: Forget the guy, just send the candy.
• Here’s to my true love: Pizza.
• Being single on Valentine’s Day is so much better than dating someone who would buy you a drugstore teddy bear.
• All of me...loves all of me.
• In a relationship with me.
• Netflix is my one true love.
• Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
• Happy Day-Before-Cheap-Candy-Day to all who celebrate.
• I’m going to spend Valentine’s Day with my true love: food.
• Dear Cupid: Forget the guy, just send the candy.
• Reminder: All candy will be 50% off tomorrow!
• Can’t wait to spend Valentine’s Day with my boyfriends — Ben & Jerry.
• Happy Drink-Wine-and-Eat-Chocolate Day!
• Sorry, I’m in a relationship with champagne.
• Happy Valentine’s Day to the couple who always welcomes me as a third wheel.
• Happy Valentine’s Day to me, my cat and my glass of wine.
• Spending Valentine’s Day with my favorite person: myself.
• Love the wine you’re with.
• I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge.
• Happy Valentine’s Day to myself. I love you.
• In a relationship with me.
• Being single on Valentine’s Day is so much better than dating someone who would buy you a drugstore teddy bear.
• All of me loves all of me.

The funniest quotes to share on Valentine’s Day

• Forget red and pink. Rosé is my favorite color.
• Valentine’s Day looks amazing on us!
• February 15 is my Valentine’s Day — hello, cheap candy!
• Consider this post my Valentine’s Day card.
• Valentine’s Day sucks, but you don’t.
• All you need is love (and chocolate).
• You’re the only person I send the heart-eyes emoji to.
• Roses are red. Violets are blue. My Valentine’s date is cuter than you.
• I love you more than pizza ... and that’s saying a lot.
• Found the person who annoys me the least and called it love.
• If we were on a sinking ship, I’d share my door with you.
• So glad that I went from your snack to your meal.
• I’d press pause on my favorite song for you.
• So happy we both swiped right.
• Every pizza me loves every pizza you.
• I love you for being my emergency contact.
• And it all started with Netflix and chill.
• I love you even when I’m hangry.
• The world needs more love and less work emails.

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